Week 4: The Get Fit! Challenge

Wednesday, March 28, 2012


Well hello! This week's Get Fit! is brought to you in a guest post by Juice at LA Juice. This week I wrote a post about bullying, and Juice was kind enough to write a post as well. I think some of you are also dealing with bullies, so part of our mental, emotional, physical, and professional strength is going to come from effectively dealing with bullies, stalkers, and our own self-worth. But today's post is about something else! Attitude, and Juice has plenty of that, and in the strongest, most positive, and supportive way. Thank you Juice! Here we go!

The secret to getting into your Size 8 Skinny Jeans and staying in them- REVEALED!
Your lovely Pish Posh asked me to guest post for your fit challenges a month ago and I have been waiting for a moment when I thought I might really be able to help all ya’ll. If you read my comments here at Pish or my blog, you might expect me to be a total smart ass. I apologize right now for disappointing you, because I take fitness pretty darn seriously.

Let’s start with the obvious: Why the H-E-Double-Hockey Sticks do I have any business talking to you about fitness?
Kitteh Jazzercize
  • I’ve been a runner since I was 10, and I once won a race in high school by letting a far more talented opponent pace it, while I used her as a wind break. At the last moment I sprinted past her. In a former life, I was a personal trainer and group fitness instructor.  I was teaching boot camp classes before Bill Blanks even coined the phrase “Tae-bo”.  I was called the Queen of Mean, but every single class participant got in great great shape and stayed that way. I have trained NHL hockey players recovering from injury and I was an off-ice conditioning coach for a (good) boy’s high school hockey team in Michigan.

  • My favorite half marathon is Big Sur. Someday, I am going to commit to running the LA Marathon.

  • These days, I am a rabid, unwavering advocate of kettlebell cross training programs. I believe and know you can get incredible results out of your work out with 4-5 weekly workout sessions of less than an hour. I never do the same workout twice in the same week, and try not to ever do the exact same workout more than twice a month. I love to exercise and I have seen people who originally proclaim to hate it, find their niche and become life-long fitness freaks. I think you can become one of us. Every last one of you. (Even you.)
     
  • After 20+ years as an amateur athlete and a fitness professional, I hope I’ve gained a bit of knowledge about motivation, and success in fitness. Pish and I began our dialogue because she is such a positive, committed individual and I wanted to see her succeed. She calls me her ass-kicking cheerleader, a title I welcome since it’s so much nicer than Queen of Mean. 
Kitteh Must Dance
As I read Pish’s Week 3 post, and some of the other posts by bloggers involved in the PPGFC, I really feel like the time has come to talk about the secret of keeping with your exercise program. Motivation!

For 4-5 long weeks now, each of you have worked hard to stick to your goals. You have deprived yourself of cheese and wine. You may even have left yourself hungry on occasion rather than break your diet. You have exercised when you really didn’t want to, when you were exhausted, when you had (perhaps) better things to do. You’ve been sore for days on end, you’ve been sweaty, thirsty and tired. 

Many of you are getting good results.  Some of you are even seeing these results.  Some of you are getting results but not necessarily seeing them. No matter what your progress or your goal, real life is probably creeping back in. You are going to be tempted to stray from your program. You might even- gasp- take 3 whole days off. Or eat a whole pint of chocolate Ice Cream. And I am here to tell you it's okay. It does not mean you have “Slipped” or failed. No really. Its not even a big deal. It’s not even a big deal if you gained a couple pounds. No it's not. Just stop it. Don’t make me come over there.

First, let’s talk about weight gain or lack of weight loss. You have to stop focusing on the pounds. Tracking pounds does not get you into size 8 jeans. And the reason is simple: Muscle weighs more than fat. My average weight hovers around but never goes below 125 pounds, but when I am at my peak fitness levels, I wear a size 3. The point of this revelation is that muscle is leaner and compact- you will be smaller once you reduce fat and gain muscle, but that doesn’t happen all at once.If you include weight training of any sort into your exercise program, then you are going to be gaining muscle. Muscle weighs more than fat on a pound per pound basis and therefore it’s entirely possible that you have lost half a dress size, but gained pounds.
Kitteh Stretches Before Workouts

Its also possible you stayed the same size, but gained pounds. DO not panic. Do not give up. As long as you have been faithful to your exercise program and you have reduced your calorie intake appropriately, then do not despair.  Do not berate yourself for taking 3 days off. Do not try to make up for it. Don’t give up. Just pick back up and continue on with your program as if nothing has changed. You are reaching a point where you feel you have been putting in quite a lot of effort, where you feel you are due some pay off, or maybe you are just thinking its not worth all this time, energy, focus and effort. (BUT IT IS!!!! I promise. You can learn to love the bomb, I swear.)

In my 20+ years I have seen several key reasons people fail to achieve their goals, or just quit their exercise programs:
  • They tried to do too much. The tried to change everything all at once.
  • They had unreasonable expectations for fast results and got discouraged because they could not meet them.
  • They got discouraged when, after about 4 weeks, they hadn’t achieved as much weight loss or visual change as they hoped.
  •  They didn’t stick with a reasonable, achievable program for 21 consecutive days.
  •  They only treat their exercise program as a short term project.
  • They beat themselves up for missing a day of workout, or for cheating on their diet.
See, here is the thing, this is the BIG REVEAL, the Secret to Getting into your Size 8 Skinny Jeans and staying in them:
The secret to getting to a size 8 and staying there for 20 years is really simple:
it’s a marathon, not a sprint.

WAIT! don’t go! You can’t go, all the plants are gonna die!
  • There are no short cuts.
  • You have to make exercise a part of your life.
  • You have to commit to yourself.
  • You have to find the fitness program that works for you for a lifetime. That you love.
  • You have to work harder than you want to, and a little harder than you think you can.
Oh, I know you have heard it before. Maybe you don’t even want to hear it, but there is no other way. no other secret.  Not lap band surgery, not lipo, not the “paleo-diet”, not Lipocor belly fat melting placebos, not Atkins, not Jenny Craig. Not Oprah. Especially not Oprah.  Although to be fair, Weight Watchers and JCraig purport to be preaching life-long eating habits (its just hard to believe they mean it, or have much success, since that outcome runs counter-intuitive to what should be their basic business plan).

Here Are The Secrets to Gorgeous Size 8 Seksiness:
  • Long Term Success. People who succeed in long term weight loss/fitness maintenance figure out how to live so that they are initially burning more calories (and then burning equal amounts of total calories) as they take in.
  • Output > Input. If you have ambitious weight loss goals, such as 10 lbs or more, you have to do the math. Figure out how to cut a safe amount of calories and burn more calories over a set time period. Once you achieve the goal, then you don’t get to go back to your previous life style.  You have to figure out how to limit your caloric consumption to your output.
  • Love it or you will leave it. Find an exercise program you know you enjoy, that you can do 4-5 times a week, for the rest of your life. A program you can incorporate into your existing life schedule without very much sacrifice. My personal opinion is that you need variety and you see greater results in less over all time with a slightly short daily time commitment with a varied program. Going to cycling class 5 days a week is not only boring, it is a rarity that it will bring you complete fitness.
  • Expectation Management. Have reasonable, manageable expectations, especially when first starting out. I say this especially to Miss Pish, because I read her Week Three challenge list of all the things she was attempting to achieve, and although I love her and do not want to dampen her amazing enthusiasm, I know that the probability of achieving every one of these things all at once is daunting. Most people don’t fail in their goals, they just fail to focus. Its our multi-tasking world. But you have got to break free of that. Take a look at her 21 day plan- honestly? Its incredibly ambitious- like our darling girl.  But if I were personal training her, I would tell her to slow down, and let a lot of these little things go, focus on a couple things that will make the most impact.
  • Do not work out EVERY DARN DAY. It is a really bad idea to exercise 7 days straight. Conventional fitness wisdom requires that you give your body, muscles and joints time to recover between workouts. There are studies that show the risk of injury from repetitive use workouts (running, elliptical, walking, classes, weigh training) increases astronomically when people don’t take day 7 off. Frankly, for most people 5 days a week is not only a significant commitment, but all you need if you do the right things.  

Your muscles need time to recover. Its why you don’t see body builders training legs two days in a row. See, the way muscle is built is actually a process of destruction and repair. When you embark on a new exercise of which your muscle needs additional strength to accomplish, what happens at first is that the fibers tear. That is why you get sore (along with lactic acid). New muscle is the body repairing of all the microscopic muscle fibers you tore. Your muscle groups need recovery and rest periods to gain strength.  

And always remember:
“Exercise gives you Endorphins. Endorphins make you happy and happy people don’t shoot their husbands. They just don’t.

Now for The Cool Down
In sum and hopefully without dampening your enthusiasm: [insert kitteh stretches picture here]
  • It's crucial to think of this exercise kick off program as a habit you are developing for life, not just until you lose 20 pounds or fit into a dress.
  • Do not go overboard. It's important to have reasonable, manageable expectations.
  • Do not try to change 4,5,6,7,8 habits all at once. Its important to choose a program you know you can fit into your lifestyle.
  • Start with adding consistent exercise to your life and sticking with that for 3 or more months and cutting 500-1,000 calories a week. Once you have made this your life style, you can change that up.
  • Speaking of change up- keep it varied. Alternate cardio days with weight training days.
  • It's important to take appropriate time to recover, maintain muscle health and avoid risk of injury.
  • Do not beat yourself up when you miss a workout or eat one donut.
  • Reward yourself when you start to see change.

Come on!! Gimme Just Ten More!!!
Kitteh Pushes Through


Speaking of habits: you’ll note that Pish talks about her 21 Day Plan. I have always been a cheerleader of the 21 day to form a habit plan and it is conventional wisdom that it take 21 days to form a habit. However, there are studies that it takes anywhere from 18 to 254 days to create a habit that sticks, with the earliest days being most crucial.  See this and/or that.

The important thing to take away from 21, 66 or 254 days is the idea that you are trying to make this new behavior a life long habit!  

21 days of commitment to your program is a great goal. It's not that long, and most people can visualize this period of time as achievable. So If you have kept to your program and exercised 4-5 days a week for the last 4 weeks, you are already over the 21 day threshold, and hopefully you are finding that you can work exercise and healthy eating into your life style.

Take Pish’s 21 days without cheese. Pish is trying to cut the cheese out of her life forever and she knows that if she can make it 21 days, she should be able to cut the cheese for life. She has developed a cheese cutting habit.(No, no. In fact, I could not resist. I adore a good fart joke. Also I used to teach Yoga classes, and we all know about the yoga farts.)
Kitteh Does Yoga

Grab some button! Write a post about your own goals, fitness or otherwise - writing, thinking, eating, playing, or working - and come back here and link up this week between today and Sunday! 

PishPosh




39 comments:

LA Juice said...

Aww Pish, thank you for the opportunity!! Also- sorry to everyone that my bullet points didn't translate in your blog format-- it makes it so much easier to read if certain sections are bullet pointed! MS Word sucks, all apologies!!!

Jules said...

This was so awesome!  As I was just lecturing myself for jumping off the plan the last two days, you make so many valid points and hell, I did run a 15k on Sunday, I should be able to enjoy two days of relaxation and booze!  Today, back on my awesome salad and which I have missed so much!!!

Vesta Vayne said...

Yay! Two of my favorite bloggers - power teaming it up!

All great advice Juice. There is no quick fix, otherwise everyone would be a size 2 :)

LA Juice said...

 Jules- we all should have a glass of wine and salad in your honor! Congrats on your race!!! You are faulking fantastic.

LA Juice said...

YAe We love you too Miss Vesta, we love you too!! 

jennie said...

I know I really needed to read this now... I know I need to make excercise a part of my life!

DogsOnDrugs.com said...

I find that you can avoid format issues by using f-bombs in place of bullets.  (That explains a lot, doesn't it?)

Bozo said...

Well this was fun to read.  In one way I want to share my progress, but on the other hand, I still haven't distanced myself enough from what I was, to be able to tell you everything with full confidence.  And on the third hand (to quote A Bit of Fry and Laurie) I'm so pleased with my success, that I'm back to wanting to share lol.  

Without going into the details, in a relatively short time I've managed to lose 57 lbs.   It's not over yet, but the finish line is now much easier to see than the start.   I'm keeping to a maximum weight loss of 2 lbs a week (according to my doctor's advice) so although the change is dramatic - I'm not being too crazy about it.In addition to my torn abdomen muscle which I keep moaning about - I also have a bad knee. Possible torn acl, degenerative meniscus and a damaged knee cap.  It would take investigative  surgery to see what all is really wrong with it - and so far I haven't felt like being hospitalized for the procedure.  The most exercise I've been doing is walks of twenty minutes at a stretch - and strengthening my arms by using not so heavy weights.  I'm hoping that as I drop the final lbs my knee will be less stressed and more available for use.   It already feels a lot better.

So that's my little story. And I'm happy to add that I've lost another 2 lbs this week.  

LA Juice, thanks for this post.  Pish, thank you too!  This little Thursday post of yours really excites me. I've gone ahead and marked every Thursday on my calendar with the weight I need to be that week so that I can report back to you.   I just hope I don't meet another plateau before the end!

MidLyfeMama said...

You can take away my cheese, but hands off my wine. And who are you looking at when you say "Don't berate yourself for taking three days off?"

I almost killed myself with a boot camp. My delightfully delicate intestinal system began rebelling in unpleasant and painful ways. I thought I was going crazy. I changed my diet. I stopped eating every possible IBS trigger food under the sun. No go. I decided it might be the boot camp. I stopped going, and within days my colon was my friend again. I am allergic to exercise.

So that being said, I find I am good with cardio, but not the squatting lifting heaving and ho-ing of calesthenics. Which KIND of bums me out. I want to try kettel bells, but I fear I will face the same fate. And I really like being able to eat things other than rice. I am going to try to introduce some weight bearing exercises but not so rigorously to see if I can do it without destroying my guts.

Rachel Tortuga said...

I definitely needed to read this post today. Thank you so much, Pish and Juice. What a great attitude about exercise and fitness. I know it sounds contrite, but I am totally serious. I may even print this one out to hang on my wall for those days when I feel like progress isn't happening. I especially love the comical kitteh interspersion. 

kisatrtle said...

I am still so jealous that you can run! I only do that when in danger or whenmI need a bathroom! You inspire me. Thanks!

LA Juice said...

Explains why you're like, a genius, yea. I can USE this advice!!!!! yae!

LA Juice said...

 Well first, let me just say it was said with LOVE!!!  I read your post and I wanted to give you a big hug right there and tell you you were being too hard on yourself.

 Second, I will tell you this- kettlebells changed my life. CHANGED MY LIFE-at the height of my KB frenzy, I only worked out 4 times a week, and my KB workouts were 30 minutes max. And I was cut and sofaking strong, and thin and gorgeous. Best shape of my life.

 BUT I know a lot of people who have had a bad experience, and here is why: They don't get a good trainer to teach them how to properly use the bells. KBs are so amazing, but you need about 3 months with a good trainer first. Then you will be hooked, in fantastic shape and soo happy! Anyone in the LA area who wants the name of the two best Kettlebell using personal trainers, email me at lajuice @ la-juicedotcom.  I'll give you their names.

LA Juice said...

 Any time! its never contrite to need support! And in my experience, exercise, fitness and taking care of ourselves always seem to be the most difficult things to do, almost impossible without support.

Let's all give Pish a big cyber hug for starting the wonderful Challenge! ok, if I get any more gushy, I'm gonna break out in a Journey song, because "Be good to yourself" is now running through my head. Excuse me now, I need to go kick a hipster before I get any mushier.....

LA Juice said...

 I had a number of clients who had never run a block or even after a bus in their life. And the way we worked running into their program was with a simple plan:  1. get running shoes; 2. No seriously. Do not run in your sketchers;   3. make sure your doctor says its ok and you are healthy enough to do it; 4.  Spend 20 minutes to a half hour alternating walking for 3-4 minutes, with jogging for a period not to exceed 4 minutes. It may be hard to run a full 4 minutes at first (especially if you do it like Phoebe) but that is what you are shooting for. Alternate walking with running.

After a couple weeks, you can start to reduce your walk periods, so that you only walk for as long as you are out of breathe.

If your doctor says jogging is fine for you, ask him if you can give this a try! Good Luck and stay out of danger.

Incidentally, when have you had to run from danger?

LA Juice said...

 Jennie, YOU Can DO IT!!

LA Juice said...

I am so impressed with you! 57 pounds and following your Doctors advice!!! First of all, congratulations! You are inspiration for all of us!  Thank you so much for sharing your story and your success- amazing!!

Ok, now-  be careful about those knees though. You don't want to end up with chronic knee or chronic problems or (gasp) surgery!.. Do you have access to a pool? Is it possible that you could swap walking for swimming? Would your Dr. ok that?

All I can say is when you do your walks- I hope it is with your head held high, because you are a total inspiration!

Bozo said...

Thanks Juice :) I don't have a pool but I have a river.  I probably should switch to swimming - but it's time consuming and so not as practical.  However, maybe I could do some swimming and some walking, just so that my knees get a break.  Thanks for the suggestion.

Magical Mystical Mimi said...

LOVED this post! EVERYTHING a person needs to know in ONE post! PERFECTION! I've bookmarked this - hope it never goes away cuz' I'll be reading it over n' over again! - AND I'm passing it on to EVERYONE I know that is even thinking about getting healthier! GREAT post! Thank you! I love the fact that everything is simplified. I've read A LOT of articles on exercising/getting healthy and this is the first one that makes it actually sound do-able! This post should be EVERYWHERE for ALL to read!

kisatrtle said...

LA. Thanks for the advice. I am actually going to look for real running shoes this weekend! I was chased once by an angry kindergarten teacher and once I thought there was an intruder in our elementary and I actually chased him into a male bathroom...turned out he was the milkman. Other than that, things have been pretty quiet on the danger front. Thanks for asking.

Rusty said...

You guys are doing great things here. Keep it up.

I'm doing a half marathon in three weeks. Not worried about time, it is just a distance milestone for races coming up in October.And where would the internet be without cats? There would be more space n YouTube servers, that's for sureswinginglikearustygate.blogspot.com

Bozo said...

LMAO... chased the milkman into the bathroom ... that's just brilliant. But hey, better be safe than sorry.

Cinrose22 said...

This was a great post...you had me at kitteh! Anyway, I am hanging in there and appreciate all your help and inspiration. It's so great to have each other to learn from and lean on. Thanx to both of you!

Brandon P. said...

Great advice!  It's so much easier when you make it fun.  And motivation is key!

ThePishPosh said...

 Go Gloria go! You gotta story to tell, but I know you'll tell it when you're ready!!

ThePishPosh said...

 Join the team Jennie! Link up one week and let us share your progress/struggles!

ThePishPosh said...

 Right now my ass is a size 2. And a 4 and a 6 and an 8, added together ;)

I used to  be a 2. I'm happy with 6. 10 is beautiful, but I'm very short, so I'd like to be 5.

ThePishPosh said...

 15k!! That's terrific! Pish Posh be Gosh! You did 15k and took off 2 days? WELL YEAH!! :) Enjoy your life but just keep on being strong :)

ThePishPosh said...

 Yes! Do you want to link up and tell us how you are doing? :) Seriously, even just things you might WANT to do?

ThePishPosh said...

 SO TRUE!! How was P-town?

ThePishPosh said...

 A half marathon is 5k? or more? You should link up! Write a post and link up so we can share with you!! :)

ThePishPosh said...

 Luke, join us.... haaaaaa you can post a link to your successes and struggles any time you want Abozzo!

ThePishPosh said...

 Aw, Mimi :) Thanks for saying that and for reading too! I hope you will post a link to your blog if you write about any of your successes and struggles. Also I bet Juice will appreciate you saying that :)

ThePishPosh said...

 I really only run when I think I left my phone in the bathroom

ThePishPosh said...

 OMG Wendy haha! funny!

ThePishPosh said...

 Awesome Rachel!! Can't wait to read your post!!

ThePishPosh said...

 Oh thank god now I don't have to do Boot Camp! :)

Caitlin Park said...

Great post!! thank you!

Brandon P. said...

I'm linked!  And will have an exciting new endeavor in about a week!  Stay tuned!