A silly but why-not meme from
Reading and Chickens
A. Age: Slightly less than half done.
B. Bed Size: Big enough for me, two cats, and then about 5x5 space they hog.
C. Chore that you hate: All of them.
D. Dogs: woof?
E. Essential start to your day: Sleep. Also, nobody say a word to me for 45 minutes.
F. Favorite Color: Blue.
G. Gold or silver: Silver.
H. Height: 3 feet. I assume you meant how high I can jump.
I. Instruments that you play: Antonio.
J. Job title: well apparently its "hey, uh..."
K. Kids: Are you offering?
L. Live: Not really.
M. Mother’s Name: Nacho Momma (she's mine)
N. Nicknames:Pish Posh wasn't good enough for you?
O. Overnight hospital stays: No thank you, I just had a banana.
P. Pet peeves:They're not just my peeves. Nobody likes close-talkers, tail-gaters, Toby Keith, passive-aggressive emoticon users, Republicans (I jest), a-holes, and/or dentists. Nobody!!
Q. Quote from a movie: "why does a grown man have to smell like tuna fish?" - The Dream Team
R. Right or left handed: I have both hands still, so far!
S. Siblings: Aliens. Thing 1, Thing 2. and the English versions of Thing 1 and Thing 2. Seriously. A lot of twins in my family, plus me and my brother.
T. Truth time: I really really really really really really really can't stand The Eagles, REM, or Lady Gaga.
U. Underwear: One late payment to Victoria's Secret singlehandedly brought my score down 40 points.
V. Vegetable you hate: Beets. Kale. Turnips. Those are the a-holes of vegetables.
W. What makes you run late: I never run at all if I can help it.
X. X-rays you’ve had: On my FACE. Broken nose.
Y. Yummy food you make: Everything I make is the shiz-nit. I'm writing a cookbook actually.
Z. Zoo animal: Lions and Tigers and Bears, oh my! Zoos bum me out but they are great for kids to visit. I especially love Elephants and Jungle Cats and Baby Rhinos, but my favorites are Chimps & Gorillas... Giraffes can go screw themselves.