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| Three balls makes a party! |
Okay I just want you all to wake up thinking of balls.
I don't mean to be a dick but... I read this article about testicle implants that can help infertile men procreate. And no, you don't want to know how they produced sperm in mice. No you don't. Some questions shouldn't be asked.
I didn't read the whole article so my dumb brain immediately pictured a guy with three balls.
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| Fido likes catch! They don't call him man's best friend for nothing. Where's the peanut butter? |
I guess its for guys missing a testicle, and that's okay of course. Replacement balls are alright. Extra balls are not okay. You have to admit the last thing a woman wants to face when she's paying the price for marriage is three of those damn dinosaur eggs in her face.
Testicles are so key to a man's sense of masculinity, at least so says popular myths of what makes a man. So does that make a man with one testicle less manly? I doubt it. Are third testicles going to be the new cosmetic surgery though? For increased visual masculinity? I mean whoever has the biggest balls wins, right? One of my favorite movie scenes is from Glengarry Glennross - and Alec Baldwin's best scene bar none. Hate him or love him, this is his best bit ever, especially 5:32:
By the way, don't ever googe Image testicles. Or man balls. Nobody needs to see a smorgasbord of testicular varieties, and nobody needs to see what testicles look like without the skin on. That. Just. Happened.
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| How do you think his wife would feel about another one of those things slapping around? |
Sorry for this post. My brain is only running on one testicle. Have a beautiful day.
16 comments:
I believe their are genetic disorders where men can develop an extra testicle. I wonder if it is fully functional or if they have to have it removed. Now I am curious. Off to Google!
Let me know! I wonder if that guy is extra fertile? Are his orgasms extra amazing? When he wears tighty whities what side dow the extra one go on? Or is that not how underwear works? I really don't understand man parts to be honest. And I'm okay with that.
My gramps had 3 testicles. We called him ET, the extra testicle!
I wouldn't mind having three balls, I could bounce them off each other like one of those executive toys.
Wow. I've heard of a third nipple, but three balls?
Oddly enough, I already woke up thinking about balls. Last night I watched an episode of Archer, there was a guy named Ben Wah...oh, forget it.
That's a great idea for a Urologist's office.
Or any office really. Can't get more intimidating than that
5:32 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-AXTx4PcKI
Ben Wah should be a character in your next book..
"Testicles are so key to a man's sense of masculinity, at least so says popular myths of what makes a man." Blame Hemingway. He's the one that taught me if you cut off the dick but leave the balls you can drive a man - uh- nuts. (all the impulse none of the ability)
And who's Frank with no beans?
Once again I can thank the internet for running my man off. I asked my love if he would be interested in obtaining a third ball and he rolled his eyes. I asked him if he would feel less manly if he only had one...he just walked out the door!
Maybe he was hoping to surprise you with the third ball? I feel its a perfectly reasonable question to ask about hypothetical ball preference. Whatever you do don't let the poor guy ever google image testicles. Nobody should have to see what I saw.
When I was in high school, I had a friend who had to have a testicle removed. Or so he said. I think it was for the attention.
He removed his testicle for attention or he claimed he did for attention? lol
See, I'm not actually sure... which is the issue.
You have a testicle? That's news....
None for me fortunately
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