|Three balls makes a party!|
Okay I just want you all to wake up thinking of balls.
I don't mean to be a dick but... I read this article about testicle implants that can help infertile men procreate. And no, you don't want to know how they produced sperm in mice. No you don't. Some questions shouldn't be asked.
I didn't read the whole article so my dumb brain immediately pictured a guy with three balls.
|Fido likes catch! They don't call him man's best friend for nothing. Where's the peanut butter?|
I guess its for guys missing a testicle, and that's okay of course. Replacement balls are alright. Extra balls are not okay. You have to admit the last thing a woman wants to face when she's paying the price for marriage is three of those damn dinosaur eggs in her face.
Testicles are so key to a man's sense of masculinity, at least so says popular myths of what makes a man. So does that make a man with one testicle less manly? I doubt it. Are third testicles going to be the new cosmetic surgery though? For increased visual masculinity? I mean whoever has the biggest balls wins, right? One of my favorite movie scenes is from Glengarry Glennross - and Alec Baldwin's best scene bar none. Hate him or love him, this is his best bit ever, especially 5:32:
By the way, don't ever googe Image testicles. Or man balls. Nobody needs to see a smorgasbord of testicular varieties, and nobody needs to see what testicles look like without the skin on. That. Just. Happened.
|How do you think his wife would feel about another one of those things slapping around?|
Sorry for this post. My brain is only running on one testicle. Have a beautiful day.